how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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