is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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