so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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