yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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