You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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