we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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