I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I am one with the molecules
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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