I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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