On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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