When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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