Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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