i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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