yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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