Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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