Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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