i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
At least make sure they are 18
Why
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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