ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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