I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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