You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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