All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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