And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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