Reggie can tackle my bush.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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