This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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