Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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