So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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