it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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