There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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