i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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