normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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