vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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