Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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