the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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