Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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