K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Can I color on your dick again?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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