Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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