I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
My hand turned me down
She announced her abortion via fbk
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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