Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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