So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
as a side note pls kill me
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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