Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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