I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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