Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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