i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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