All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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