rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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