Nicole vs. Life
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The adults are the big ones right?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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