normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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