he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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