We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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