we're blogging at a bar
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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