Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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