At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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